The Girl was talking to my mom's dog, Sadie.
Girl: "I think we should be grateful for every moment we have. We should love life, Sadie!"
Me: "I do believe Sadie lives life to the fullest!"
Girl: "Sadie ravishes every moment!"
Me: "Ravishes? I think you mean relishes!"
Girl: "Those are the same thing?"
Me: "Hardly." (I then proceed to read the definition for "ravish," as in to take forcibly or to force a girl to have sexual intercourse."
Girl: (laughing) "I'm glad I try all my new words out on you, Mom!"
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