Overheard at Big Lots

This one is courtesy of my child. I hope no one else overheard.

The Girl, looking at a box of 48 Pop Tarts for $6.50.
Me: "would you eat that flavor?"
Girl: "No. I don't want them. I'm just laminating on them."
Me: staring at her in confusion
Girl: "That's the word, right? Laminating?"
Me: "I think you mean RUMINATING!""
Girl: "Yeah. That."

Overheard at Chez Ann Salon

Two sisters, about 10/11.
Sister one: Do you like your hair?
Sister two: Yeah. But I don't like yours.
Sister one: Your face looks pathetic