Overheard in Pier One

Girl (about 10): "Who's in the hospital, Mom?"
Mom: "Mrs Barber. She just got out of the hospital."
Girl: "Then who is taking care of the kids?"
Mom: "Mr Barber."
Girl: "But men are supposed to work."

I got news for ya Girl, taking care of kids *is* work!"

Overheard in Target

3 Little Boys in cart at Target, fighting.

Boy 1: "Owwwww! Stop playing with my nipple!"
Boy 2: I'm NOT playing with your nipple.
Boy 1: louder, "Owwwwwwww!!!!"
Boy 2: "Now THAT'S playing with your nipple!"
Boy 3 laughs

Poor Mom.